When footballer's retire, they either become managers, coaches, pundits or sex pests. They almost all become podgy and have kids called things like Tiffany and Callum.

Teddy Sheringham

Ruel Fox

Roy Keane

“Filippo Inzaghi (Born, Offside, 9 August 1973) is an Italian footballer widely believed to play...

Filippo Inzaghi

John Barnes

Ruud Gullit

Paolo Di Canio

Tony Cascarino