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Crying-child

Robin Van Persie reacts to being substituted.

Robin van Persie is a mardy Dutch striker who plays for Arsenal. Wildly inconsistent at club level, he has nonetheless somehow become an automatic starter for the Dutch national team when fit (which, thank god, is hardly ever). n fact, his position for Oranje has become so secure that he's stopped bothering to turn up during the less important matches such as the 2010 World Cup Final, where he skipped off for some Doritos after five minutes of standing around with his hands on his hips.

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