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Dixon

A fine tackle by Dixon

Playing Career
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Dixon mainly played right back for Arsenal and was good, except when he accidentally lobbed David Seaman. He only won 22 caps though no-one knows who else played for England at right back during his career.


Punditry[]

By virtue sitting next to the likes of Mark Lawrenson and Alan Shearer, Dixon comes across as an erudite man with a knowledge of football that is unsurpassed. This is not the case but he is infact just much less of a twat than most BBC pundits. Inspite of being less of a twat than the aformentioned pundits he is usually confined to MOTD2 where he has to talk to tedious Irish wanker Colin Murray, who knows less about football than a lobotomised chimpanzee. Having worked MOTD for some years now Dixon is starting to become increasingly smug in accordance with his BBC contract.

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